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As global inclusion of Information and Communication Technology (ICT) is expanding rapidly, the demand for ICT skilled manpower is also being increased at highe
2010-09-03
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नेपाल रेड क्रस दिवस को उपलक्स्मा रक्तदान गर्न हार्दिक निमन्त्रना
2010-09-01
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 Parents who have not cleared the dues of their child should clear latest by 7th of Shrawan 2067 & get an admit card or else their wards will not be allowe
2010-07-13
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Doctor

doctor said to father of one sick boy "your son is no more.The sick boy from inside said "no, I am alive. Doctor said "shut your mouth, you are docotor or I am?"


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Submitted by Sushovan Sijapati class 5, Nagarjuna Academy

KANGAROO

What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya.

CHALANGE

Oneday elephant challenged to ant, I will kill you by pressing my leg on you.Then ant challenged to elephant, I will throw you by catching your tail by rounding and rounding and throw you out of this jungle. Ha! Ha! Ha!

THREE ANTS AND AN ELEPHANT

3 ants coming from home and they see the elephant. then
First ant - i am going to break his leg.
Second ant - i am going to kill him.
Third ant - just leave him.we r three and he is single.


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Teacher 55
by: Pavitra Gautam [itsmepavitra@yahoo.com] | category: Educational

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

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Joke on a doctor
by: Pavitra Gautam [itsmepavitra@yahoo.com] | category: Medical Humour

Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arrogant jerk. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I stuffed cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear." The second nurse said, "I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106 degrees." The third nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all of the bags that he keeps in his desk drawer." The fourth nurse fainted.

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Wrong Answer
by: prashanta [mail@prashanta.com.np] | category: Educational

Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?
Student: I would get wrong answer sir!



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I Don't Want to Go to School
by: prashanta [mail@prashanta.com.np] | category: Educational

One early morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But , Mom! !!!  I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, two!"
woOh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
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College Rules
by: sudeep [psycho_mylove@yahoo.com] | category: Educational

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"
One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"

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